Birth Announcement T-Shirts

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

"It's a boy!"

"It's a boy, so far... check back later!"

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

'Ta-da: Birth notices as usual!'

Popeye in the maternity waiting room "It's a buoy"

Tiny bird emerges from giant egg.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Bond James, Bond."

The cell phone soother for life.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

A little bird told me...

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Baby Mozart.

Botany Baby!

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

celebrating a birth.

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

Baby Playing Violin

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'