Gender Announcement T-Shirts

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

A little bird told me...

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

New arrival

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

Smartphone Sonogram

Uterus: One size fits all.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Baby name suggestions.

'Mom says she has a souffl

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.