Gender Announcement Gifts

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

A little bird told me...

Next gen pregnancy tests.

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

New arrival

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

Uterus: One size fits all.

Smartphone Sonogram

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Baby name suggestions.

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'Mom says she has a souffl

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'