Gender Reveal Enthusiast Gifts

It's a boy.

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Corporate Punishment.

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Gender Reveal

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

Baby restaurant

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

"Will there be a gender reveal party?"

"It's a boy!"

Fly Gender Reveal

Trick or Treaters: What ARE you wearing?

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

"It's a boy!"

"He wants a hunter, I want a gatherer."

"At this age, you're lucky if any of your close friends have been born yet."

"You're a man among men, and that's not meant as a compliment."

"It's a boy, so far... check back later!"

"Who are we to assign gender?"

'When I said to get in touch with your feminine side, Gerald, I didn't mean by having 42DD's installed'

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

'It's a boy...or a girl!'

"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

Part Time Woman Wanted.