Gender Reveal Guru Gifts

Trick or Treaters: What ARE you wearing?

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

She - Interpreter - He.

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

Gender Reveal

Baby restaurant

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

"Sometimes George, you're a complete mystery to me..."

Large book is labelled 'What Women Want' and much thinner book is labelled 'What Men Want'.

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

'Everyone calls me a lady calls me a lady but I'm really a tomboy bug.'

"So I got in touch with my feminine side. It turns out I'm a mean girl."

"I identify as it/it."

Fly Gender Reveal

"It's a boy!"

"Will there be a gender reveal party?"

It's a boy.

"It's a boy!"

Department of Gender Studies

"It's a boy, so far... check back later!"

"Sex brought us together, but gender drove us apart."

"We don't need no stinkin' equal rights amendment..."

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

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