Gender Reveal Announcement Gifts

Gender Reveal

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

A little bird told me...

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

New arrival

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

Smartphone Sonogram

Baby name suggestions.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Uterus: One size fits all.

'Mom says she has a souffl

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'