Gender Reveal Avoider Gifts

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."

Gender Reveal

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

Baby restaurant

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

Trick or Treaters: What ARE you wearing?

"It's a boy!"

"Will there be a gender reveal party?"

It's a boy.

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Fly Gender Reveal

"It's a boy!"

Hoping for a boy or girl?

"Who are we to assign gender?"

"He wants a hunter, I want a gatherer."

'It's a boy...or a girl!'

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

"It's a boy, so far... check back later!"

"At this age, you're lucky if any of your close friends have been born yet."

'Keep the windows closed. We don't like to encourage office romances.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

'Are you kidding??'