Birth Announcement Gifts

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

"It's a boy!"

"It's a boy, so far... check back later!"

"Congratulations. It's a Tator Tot!"

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

I had no idea it would be so roomy!

'Ta-da: Birth notices as usual!'

Popeye in the maternity waiting room "It's a buoy"

Tiny bird emerges from giant egg.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Bond James, Bond."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

The cell phone soother for life.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

A little bird told me...

Whoa

Botany Baby!

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Baby Mozart.

"WHich one is mine?"

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

celebrating a birth.

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'