Announcement Of A Baby Gifts

"Quentin - I'm having a baby." "I'm just having a buttered roll."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

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'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

A little bird told me...

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

New arrival

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Baby name suggestions.

Uterus: One size fits all.

'Mom says she has a souffl

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Smartphone Sonogram

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'