Announcement Of A Baby Prints

"Quentin - I'm having a baby." "I'm just having a buttered roll."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

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'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

A little bird told me...

Next gen pregnancy tests.

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

New arrival

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

Uterus: One size fits all.

'Mom says she has a souffl

Baby name suggestions.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Smartphone Sonogram

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."