Announcing A Birth Prints

baby sweetcorn...

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

A little bird told me...

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

New arrival

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'Mom says she has a souffl

Uterus: One size fits all.

Smartphone Sonogram

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

Baby name suggestions.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'