Announcing Pregnancy Gifts

"Annunciation."

"They grow up so fast."

'I told you it would be useful.'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

A little bird told me...

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

31. 19. 55.7.

Next gen pregnancy tests.

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Downloading Pregnancy

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'