Announcing Pregnancy Pillows

"Annunciation."

"They grow up so fast."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

A little bird told me...

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

Downloading Pregnancy

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."