Pregnancy Announcer Pillows

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Next gen pregnancy tests.

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

A little bird told me...

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

New arrival

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'Trust me, the term 'blissfully pregnant' is an oxymoron.'

Smartphone Sonogram

Uterus: One size fits all.

Baby name suggestions.

'Mom says she has a souffl

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

Baby on Board

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'