Pregnancy Announcer Pillows

'You're pregnant?'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

A little bird told me...

Next gen pregnancy tests.

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

New arrival

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'Mom says she has a souffl

Uterus: One size fits all.

Smartphone Sonogram

Baby name suggestions.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'Trust me, the term 'blissfully pregnant' is an oxymoron.'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

Baby on Board

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."