Pregnancy Announcement Pillows

'Baby on board.'

'Don't worry they normally look like little humas during the early scans.'

"#$%& fertility drugs!"

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

"Are we there yet?"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Nurse forgets her husband's birthday'

'Be advised that I am not going to consider those who don't bring their resume!'

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

'The tests show it's a boy.. we can't tell whether he'll vote Republican or not.'

Please take a number...

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'It's a queen? You mean you can tell that about him already?'

"What hope have I got with all mum's midnight snacks!"

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

"She's beautiful! Do you think she'd go out with me?"

Doctors talking about ways to confuse patients with jargon.

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

'Geez you two... get a womb!'

Inn Closed for Xmas.

Customer Relationship Management at Surf City Hospital

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Hold on, I see more than one. It looks like tater tots!"

Sperm Race, "First one there's a big cry baby!"

"When I told you we were pregnant, what did you think I meant?"

'This is probably the only time I'll be chauffeur driven and I can't even look out the window!'

"It's quiet in here. I suppose it's off the popular tourist route!"

Eh, you go on ahead

Baby has entered the chat.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"We have big news!"