Web Page Collector Pillows

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Nuts to you, too."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'It's an antique!'

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

The other digital divide.

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Try his land line.'

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

"Please feel free to browse."

The dead sea scrolls

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Mudville

Henri Matisse

Edmund Spenser

Canada's Undefended Border.

Bell invents the telephone.

E-commerce for shoplifters.