Goon Enthusiast Prints

Spike Milligan

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Dead Funny

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

He looks so natural lying there...

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

Check zombies.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Storm in a magic lamp.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Zombie pet tricks.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'There's an imposter among us!'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Zombie Problems

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."