Goon Enthusiast Pillows

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Dead Funny

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

He looks so natural lying there...

Zombies.

"He's gone goth"

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Check zombies.

Storm in a magic lamp.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Zombie Problems

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

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Monster Baseball

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'