'So that's why they call you a 'wonk'.'
Wonk Enthusiast Pillows
Add a touch of cleverness to their space with pillows that display witty sayings, thoughtful designs, or playful graphics—perfect for wonk enthusiasts who love a cozy, humorous touch.
"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."
Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.
"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."
'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'
L'il Buckaroo on Board.
Butterfly herders of the wild west.
Dawing your Cellphone
"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."
"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"
Wordplay: In The Bag.
"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
Storm in a magic lamp.
"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"
"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."
'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'
"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."
"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."
'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'
"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."
'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'
"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"
"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."
Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.
"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"
"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."
"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."
A masked man serenading
X-RAY
"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"
Gold versus Knowledge
"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"
Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted
Louis L'Amour hones his craft.
'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'
Wonk Enthusiast Pillows Collection
Wonk Enthusiast Mugs
Discover a wide range of mugs designed for wonk enthusiasts—each one packed with wit, humor, and clever insights perfect for their morning coffee ritual.
Wonk Enthusiast Prints
Browse prints that celebrate intellectual curiosity and creative thinking—perfect for decorating a space that’s as unique as your wonk enthusiast.
Wonk Enthusiast T-Shirts
Find witty and creative t-shirts for wonk enthusiasts—express their clever personality and love for quirky interests with every wear.