Wonk Enthusiast Mugs

'So that's why they call you a 'wonk'.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Dawing your Cellphone

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Storm in a magic lamp.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

A masked man serenading

Gold versus Knowledge

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

X-RAY

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Stephen Fry.