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'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"This is your second cousin Narciso. When he was small, he wanted to be a bullfighter."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Rock - see you in a million years!

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"I think I'm coming down with something."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Bacteria fame at last.

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Reading in the rain.

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

'Awesome erosion!'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

"Billions of years ago, earth had only one huge supercontinent..."