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"How can you be out of wings?"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

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Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

"Come and get it!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Funky Chef 2

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'