Gerbil Guru Gifts

I feel so blindsided. Laurel has a talking pet gerbil named Herbert. So? She wants to create a little family - the two of us, Herbert and Mortkey. On day, we're just two young lovers dating. The next: Boom! I'm cleaning Herbert's litter box.

Inspired by the success of 'The Dog Whisperer,' 'The Gerbil Whisperer' will begin airing in March.

"How can you be out of wings?"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"Come and get it!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Funky Chef 2

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'