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"If the goat's giblets float to the top...about £350,000."

Lennon and McCartney.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"This next one's another oldie."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Eric Clapton.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Check out this new store."

Bashful in Nashville

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Joe Henry

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Cockerel sings the blues...