Giblet Guru Pillows

"If the goat's giblets float to the top...about £350,000."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Check out this new store."

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Bashful in Nashville

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Joe Henry

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."