Gig Guru T-Shirts

'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Lennon and McCartney.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'But what is the universe for?'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles

"This next one's another oldie."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Homo Gamus

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Exercise Class

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Eric Clapton.

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

Whack-a-molecule

The trim reaper

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."