Gig Guru T-Shirts

'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'But what is the universe for?'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Homo Gamus

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Exercise Class

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Computer games

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Whack-a-molecule

The trim reaper

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."