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"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Geek fairies

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Bashful in Nashville

"Check out this new store."

Organic Soldering.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Inflating Boobs.

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Joe Henry

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Musical genres

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'