Side Gig Guru Gifts

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

Lennon and McCartney.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"This next one's another oldie."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Geek fairies

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Eric Clapton.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Inflating Boobs.

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Bashful in Nashville

Organic Soldering.

"Check out this new store."

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

Joe Henry