Side Gig Adventurer Gifts

Side business

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

The Real American Dream

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

"Worked all weekend to finish the report, and all I get is a stupid Pat on the back."

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

"A High-Pain Job? Yes, I believe we have that."

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

At last he was ready to plug into online job search.

'I don't understand why you're so shocked, Mullen. After all, you were always encouraging the stockholders to take a more active role in running the company!'

Tunnel of Fudge!

Employment Office.

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

'I asked my boss if I could use him as a character reference...'

'I don't know all that much about welding, but I really need to get a job before the end of the month.'

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

Yeth, hello noodle factory?

"It's a tough job, but it offers frequent flyer miles."

Internship applications with an elbow sharpener.

'Harbouring new asylum seekers'

Lost property

'You do realize the emphasis this company places on chins?'

Lester P. Dunwoody. A mysteriously happy square peg in a round hole that none of us can figure out.

Janitor on the Job Training.

Home Business - First Sale.

"This isn't quite what was meant by an 'informal' interview."

"You'll have to look harder than that to find a job, Son."

'Well, young man, I see this is your first job interview.'

'Have you ever been to prison? If not, Burrows, Smith & Klein would like to know if you'd be willing.'