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The Real American Dream

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

See you at Charing Cross!

Rock On

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Chicken soup books

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Boys Cooking

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Sex Section in the Library

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Rock & Roll

Best sellers/Worst Sellers.

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

Military history

'Well, Dear, the doctor did say there could be side effects to those pills!'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"You do understand that I can only offer you a zero hour contract?"

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

Bookshop with various 'soon to be' ads on books.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."