Side Gig Explorer Pillows

The Real American Dream

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

See you at Charing Cross!

Rock On

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Chicken soup books

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Boys Cooking

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Sex Section in the Library

Military history

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

Rock & Roll

Best sellers/Worst Sellers.

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'Well, Dear, the doctor did say there could be side effects to those pills!'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

Bookshop with various 'soon to be' ads on books.

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

Gender Symbols

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"