Gig Explorer Pillows

"What am I doing? Oh, web design, mostly... A little freelance illustration when I can find it."

Boptimism

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

Dynamite little combo

Baby Playing Violin

Timpani.

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Dieting Motivation.

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Obama's Theoretical Voting Record

"Here's the problem."

Rock On

The band.

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

Life in the fastest lane.

The Real American Dream

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Garage Music

Nuclear energy.

Barack Skywalker

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

"How may I be of service?"

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.