Gig Explorer Gifts

"What am I doing? Oh, web design, mostly... A little freelance illustration when I can find it."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Boptimism

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Dynamite little combo

Baby Playing Violin

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

Timpani.

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Dieting Motivation.

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"Here's the problem."

Rock On

The band.

Life in the fastest lane.

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Garage Music

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

Nuclear energy.