Gig Seeker Gifts

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Fuzz - The band will never lose its artistic integrity.

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

"If you gave me a raise, maybe I wouldn't have to supplement my income with rockabilly."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Chano Pozo,

Exit only.

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Dynamite little combo

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Ginger Baker.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Rock On

The band.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Brat"

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

The Real American Dream

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'