Gab Seeker Gifts

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Pony Rides

Soaring Profits

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"You've changed."

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Change, Change, Change, Change.

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

The Getaway

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

Fan-Centric Stadium

Arch of Triumph Save

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Clothing. Mens Pants. I look for the same thing in pants that I try to find when looking for a new job - room for growth.

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Coming out of the crisis