Gab Seeker Mugs

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Pony Rides

Soaring Profits

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"You've changed."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Change, Change, Change, Change.

Arch of Triumph Save

Fan-Centric Stadium

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

The Getaway

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

Priest And Aliens

Coming out of the crisis

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'