Par Seeker Gifts

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

"Pick me!"

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Sauvignon Bonk

Cling-On Dog

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'Bring me some more power.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Gulliver's other travels.

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

Tango

Glass Ceiling

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"Sure, you could make a good living in private industry, but believe me, you wouldn't be running any kingdoms."

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

Robot about to eat a battery

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

"You've got termites."

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"