Par Seeker Gifts

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

"Pick me!"

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Sauvignon Bonk

Cling-On Dog

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

'Bring me some more power.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Gulliver's other travels.

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

Glass Ceiling

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Tango

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"Sure, you could make a good living in private industry, but believe me, you wouldn't be running any kingdoms."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Robot about to eat a battery

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

"You've got termites."

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"