Gig Hunter Gifts

"Actually I'm a waiter but things are pretty slow at the moment and I'm looking for something to fill in between jobs."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Paranormal A-Z...

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Dynamite little combo

Channelling on the Cheap

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Rock On

The band.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Garage Music

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Easter Island Secret

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

Toilet humour

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.