Gig Hustler Gifts

Isn't It Exciting?

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Side Hustle

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Dynamite little combo

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Engineer on the move.

The band.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

The Real American Dream

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Garage Music

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

"You do understand that I can only offer you a zero hour contract?"

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

Roadie

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

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