Hive Hustler Gifts

'I think I'll get out of the crazy stock market and invest in something secure, something like bee keeping.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bumble Bee

Comb Sweet Comb

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"All our workers are working from home today."

The End of the Worker Bees

Mother's Day at the Hive

Worker Bee of the Month

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

Quilting Bee.

Rooms for Rent - No Larvae.

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

The housing market begins to deflate.

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

"It's so confusing! Explain to us again when we have to swarm and when we have to make a beeline..."

"Wow, you're from Beehive 22! Your Queen features a lot in the gossip magazines..."

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

Sorry, Bob, but the hive voted to go with Barb's blueprint again this year.

'Damp. What damp?'

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

"You can't just work all the time, you need to find a hobby..."

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

'The stupidity of your actions are directly proportional to the number of bees swarming.'

'Yes Ma'am, I do pick up unwanted hives.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall...who is the jammiest of them all?'

'Living in the hive isn't so bad, except that the Queen can be a real stickler for compliance.'

I'm tired of working in a cubicle!

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."