Lyrical Hustler Gifts

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

The Real American Dream

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"Honey, you're sleepworking again."

Take a peek 50¢

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

'I forgot my keys!'

"Dude, I can't Handel this."

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

'Hard Day?'

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

"How is the dog training coming, dear? Oh, never mind!"

Isn't It Exciting?

'I also do taxes.'

'Damn whizz kids!'

'He always has to go one-better!'

'What adeal, I paid 50 cents for Monique's present and her Mom gave me 2 bucks to leave the party!'

Side Hustle