Harmonic Hustler Gifts

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

Musical arrows.

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

"Dude, I can't Handel this."

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

'Hard Day?'

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

"How is the dog training coming, dear? Oh, never mind!"

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."

The Sick Man of Europe

'Loiter' means to spend time idly. I'm hustling.

'He always has to go one-better!'