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"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Dynamite little combo

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Engineer on the move.

The band.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

The Real American Dream

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Garage Music

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Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

Roadie

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

"You do understand that I can only offer you a zero hour contract?"

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

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'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

Fuzz - The band will never lose its artistic integrity.

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'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'