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The Off-Tones

You're on in five! Got it! Okay, Ernie! This is the biggest crowd we've ever played for! I can't wait to greet the audience! Hello Chicago! And London, San Antonio, Rochester, Greenville, Columbus, Sao Paulo, Ogden, San Jose, Seattle, Grand Rapics, Washington, DC, Las Vegas, Santa Ana, Terre .... Remote shows.

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

At The Palladium

Dynamite little combo

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

"This next one is for all the people who did the right thing and stayed home."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Rock On

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"You do understand that I can only offer you a zero hour contract?"

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

Fuzz - The band will never lose its artistic integrity.

"I couldn't actually see the band but here's a photo of them on the person in front of me's phone."