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"This family group idea is the lamest thing we've ever done!"

Cimafunk

Southwark Fair.

The Salesman

Dynamite little combo

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Mohamed Salah

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

Men can show their emotions!

Rock On

The band.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Frank Zappa

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

Garage Music

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Bucket List

Professional football.

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

Success

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

Roadie

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

Strive for Excellence

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."