Gig Hunter Pillows

"Hey, where's the gig, man?"

"Actually I'm a waiter but things are pretty slow at the moment and I'm looking for something to fill in between jobs."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Paranormal A-Z...

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Dynamite little combo

Channelling on the Cheap

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Rock On

The band.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Garage Music

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Toilet humour

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.