Giant Hunter Pillows

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Paranormal A-Z...

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Viking Loch Ness

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Channelling on the Cheap

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Monster Clown

Cometh the Cow!

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"He's a keeper!"

Sea Monster

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"Papi, I heard something!"

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."