Giant Hunter Mugs

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Paranormal A-Z...

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Viking Loch Ness

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Channelling on the Cheap

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Cometh the Cow!

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Monster Clown

"He's a keeper!"

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Space wants to kill you."

Sea Monster

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Papi, I heard something!"