Gig Economy Explorer Gifts

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"So, Monday you're working for the King. Thursday, you work for his rival. Saturday, you're heading south to train some new recruits. Sunday..."

'I also do taxes.'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"Relax, your job is safe. You can keep it as a freelance consultant, but without any benefits."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Russia Money Laundering

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Economy

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Everything's gone up."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.