Gig Economy Gifts

Isn't It Exciting?

"Uber's my main gig. Federal-government employment is my side hustle."

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Yo-Yo Sales

Rock & Roll

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"You do understand that I can only offer you a zero hour contract?"

"And this is where Simon works remotely...thinks remotely...and acts remotely."

Lender of Last Resort & Spender of Last Resort.

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

"I thought he left the house because he has an instinct to hunt. I now know he's an Uber driver."

'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'

PERM vs FREELANCE

Recession tips : think positively, remember the sky is not falling.

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

"You realise the post is only part time, no more than 60 hours a week!"

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

"The Gig Economy's been good to me."

"How long have you been working for Uber?"

You're between jobs, he? How far between?

Uber Out of Luck

Won't Work For Food

'I freelance from my home here.'

"I needed a side hustle."

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

Isn't It Exciting?

"Ruddy gig economy."